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Eating Big Macs
(Also: Whoppers...). |
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Drinking Coca-Cola
(because, in the back of their minds, it's what people are looking to find: it's the real thing!). (But
some prefer Pepsi, because it's up to date with
modern folks who watch their weight, because they made it light, just right for you, and because
it refreshes without filling, too; Pepsi's for those who think young.) |
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Using chemical deodorants
and anti-perspirants (Arrid,
Ban, Secret, Lady Sure Stick, Degree, Old Spice, Sure, Dove, Mennen, Dry Idea,
Drysol...).
Also: Deodorant soaps, e.g.: Safeguard.... And specialized "feminine"
deodorants, e.g.: Summer's Eve.... |
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Cutting hair short [applies to males only,
"Keep America beautiful. Get a haircut!"]. |
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Males cannot wear skirts. (N.b.: But
males are encouraged to go around in public bare-chested showing their nipples.) |
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Watching TV sitcoms (Third Rock,
Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld...). |
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Driving automobiles (esp. "gas guzzler", rollover-prone Sport Utility Vehicles,
e.g., driving a Range Rover
or Ford Expedition
or Lincoln Navigator
or, now: Hummer
to the shopping mall; Previously: "See the U.S.A., in your Chevrolet,
America is asking you to call... Life is completer in a Chevy...."). |
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Shopping in shopping malls. |
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Hubcaps.
[Note: Hubcaps are becoming passé, as more new cars come with alloy or "styled" steel wheels.] |
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Watching SuperBowls on TV. |
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Advertising
(simultaneously promoting svelte sexy beauty, and consumption of fattening foods). |
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Living in
single-family detached suburban houses (commuting in traffic jams;
lawnmowing...). |
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Golf
and tennis. |
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Idolizing celebrities who are not
political or religious leaders: Frank Sinatra, Elvis, OJ,
Madonna.... |
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Playing the stock market. |
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Wearing business suits and neckties [males mostly, although
some women do too]. |
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Piercing tongues, nipples, navels and other body parts
for non-religious reasons [adolescents, mainly; but also: adults circumcise
infant males]. |
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Suntanning as an activity
pursued for its own sake (esp. by persons with light-color
skin who are especially susceptible to skin cancer). |
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Living in "nuclear" families. |
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Voting in periodic elections in which many
millions of persons cast ballots. |
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Taking
standardized qualifying and certifying tests
(PSAT, SAT, GRE, LSAT...; CPA, CSW, "The Bar"....). |