The Influencer

Come on, now, all you people who paid to see me out there in the audience, make a difference in this world, and sing along!

The Influencer's song:

Influencer Kim Kardashian West, straining to poop, after her anus transposition cosmetic surgery ☺

I wanna be a Influen Sir!
I wanna lotta people to follow me,
𝄆Like 2-legged sheep. Baaa! Baaa!
I wanna be a Cele Britany Spears,
And have my star in the HHHHHHollywood Walk of Fame.
I wanna be rich,
And drive 2 Bugatti Veyrons. Vroom! Vroom!
And have solid gold studs in my big healthy teeth
In my big mouth.
Life's so much better on stage
Than in the audience:
They pay, and I get laid and paid.
Who needs schoolin,
When you're this Cool, man!
I wanna be a Influen Sir!
I wanna lotta people to follow me,𝄇

+2024.01.15 v026

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