Bad Bunny:
Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy is a big cry baby

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
Down came the blue fairy, and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And then I'll turn you into a goon."
[The blue fairy gives Little Bunny Foo Foo 3 chances to mend his evil ways. But he just keeps hopping through the forest and scooping up more field mice and bopping them on their heads....]
Down came the blue fairy, and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I gave you three chances,
And you didn't behave."
[The blue fairy suddenly realizes this is no bunny bopping through the forest, but television actor Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy, whose role has gone to his head, killing people on the Ukrainian battlefield. She waves her magic wand and turns Mr. Zelensky into Zelenskitty, and forever after the only living creatures he can kill are mice and voleodymyrs.]
"Now poof! You're a goon!"
And the moral of the story is:
Hare today, goon tomorrow!

Meow!